i'm melting! i'm melting!

uhm u gotta love texas. i don't remember the humidity being like this.

first u feel something trace down your neck to your back and u look to see if it's a spider or some other kind of bug... only to find that a great bead of sweat has now found it's way to the pool of prespiration in the curve of your back just above your belt line. not the greatest discovery.


woman: it's warm out there.
me: r u kiddin? it feels like hell out there
woman: escuse me?
me: uh, i said, "hello! out there!"
woman: uhm, that's what i thought u said.
me: well, i'm heading to the pool for a swim.