Wednesday, February 09, 2005

is there any way to turn this off?

I just spent the past two days with perhaps the most annoying person that walks the face of this planet. The Mouth as I will refer to her stayed with me and shadowed my day on Monday. She road with me in cars and in buses, sat with me through appointments and even attended a dinner gathering with me at the end of the day. To cap off the night was the ride home. Blah! Blah! Blah! (And I thought I talked a lot). As if The Mouth's incessant banter was not enough to torment you, her voice, or should I say her squeak was perhaps exactly what you might expect to come out of her tall wirery frame and tight lips. The Mouth had not been graced with much of a figure. Sure, she had her height to speak of, but The Mouth was not short of things to speak of. She didn't look like she had birthed her two children, thin as she was. I quickly learned that they were both girls, ages 7 and 9. I wasn't surprised when she told me(because she had no lack of telling) that she was bed-ridden through those pregnancies. I could go on and on concerning what else I had learned about The Mouth and everything else leaving her mouth in these past two days, but I will leave it at this. . . spare you the exhaustion of having a further ear-full (or in this case an eye-full) of endless bantering.

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