the albino squirrel

Here a squirrel, there a squirrel.
Up in a tree, down in the grass,
Digging a hole, speed about fast.
Here a squirrel, there a squirrel.

Admits the hundreds and thousands of other squirrels invading our campus grounds is the albino squirrel running wild. He exists! He really and truly does. I know, I know... I didn't think one really was alive on our campus [dispite the ever-existing campus albino squirrel club (no for real)... and the multiple sightings by friends of mine], but I have now seen him with my own two eyes. For really! He doesn't have the red-beady eyes that I imagined him to, and he looked a little on the ancient side as well, but white he was. Oh, and I didn't have a camera on me, and try as I may I could not catch him. so you will just have to take my word for it. The albino squirrel... is a true urban legend.